At the beginning of this year, it was a regular occurrence on the social media space to see boys, men bashed with different hashtags, memes. Twitter hashtags like these #wastehistime2016 to #yorubademons were trending then.
Well, read this properly and digest it. Let it be your guide in settling for a guy now. Except you are not looking for Mr Right, you have to scrutinize! I know his good looks or his voice or his paycheck or wonderful duplex might make you thirsty and over look these things. Stand your ground!
Mr I love you when you are $exing
He tells you he’s in love with you only when he is inside of you. That’s the only time he ever says he’s in love with you. He’ll look in your eyes, he will whisper intensely I love you, and then you won’t hear a single “I love you” out of him, until he is back inside you.
You don’t understand, let me decode it “I love your vagina. It feels really good and I’m in love with it” that is what he actually means, sorry. So do yourself a favour and get out of that relationship if you are looking for Mr Right, if not, have fun!
Mr ITK (I too know)
It’s a good thing to marry a person for his brains. But be careful because you might end up marrying a know-it-all and selfish person all in one. And you’ll always feel like you are wrong — even if it’s just an opinion. These kind of guys are also the selfish ones. For example, you both went to the supermarket he will pick your stuff and his own, then tell you that is best for you. Talk to him over the phone, you’ll find conversations start with how his day was and ends with the goals of his life. He’s a selfish know it all. Stay with him to be unhappy for the rest of your life.
Mr Flirty Demon (you know who)
He flirts with every woman on the planet – his receptionist, the waitress, the street sweeper, the stranger at the super market, bread sellers and even your best friend. His history can make you uncomfortable and you just know he’s not the kind who’ll be serious with anyone. Trust me this relationship never ends well and when it ends you will be the one with the soaked pillow so avoid this man who’s only about $ex, $ex and just $ex, unless you’re looking for someone to play with too then by all means, again, have fun!
Mr Freak
Who doesn’t want a guy with chiseled abs and nice arms or see him have mild passion for sports or cleanliness. But despite all his good (physical) traits you may soon find that the gym is taking up an exorbitant amount of time in your family’s life or that sports puts you and the family in the invisible state. God bless the person that brought up the phrase ‘too much of everything is wrong’ So you better do something about these obsession or stay and remain invisible, your choice.
Yes, there are bits and pieces of these personality traits in every Prince Charming. But just make sure they are only bits and pieces or you will find yourself married to a frog instead of a Prince.
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